I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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