Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
