Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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