yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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