No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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