You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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