Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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