If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Randomize
