that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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