Quick, to the slutcave!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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