He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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