STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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