dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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