let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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