A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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