So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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