dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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