how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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