At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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