threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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