i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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