I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The struggles of a small town man whore
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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