how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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