Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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