That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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