shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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