Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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