You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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