:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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