next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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