Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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