kristin has been a bad kristin
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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