Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
