They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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