You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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