yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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