I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My balls are so social today.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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