I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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