if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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