there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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