Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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