Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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