respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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