I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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