I want to make a zoo with you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i out mim tonsoeep
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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