The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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