it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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