your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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