I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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