i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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