bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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